Our “Cleans Self. Judges Others.” embroidered bandana is made for Virgo pups who keep their paws pristine and their opinions sharpened. These dogs don’t just look clean — they look at you like you’re the mess.
Add your pup’s name for a custom polished-with-pettiness flex. Made with 100% cotton perfect for neat naps, bark critiques, and side-eye from the sofa. Shipping’s included — because Virgo dogs don’t play in the mud. They analyze it. 🐾🧽📊