Our “Couch? Never Heard Of Her” embroidered bandana is made for Sagittarius pups who treat furniture like an optional suggestion and your backyard like a launchpad. Sit? Stay? LOL.
Add your pup’s name for a custom go-big-or-go-feral flex. Made with 100% cotton tough enough for trail dust, park drama, and running laps for absolutely no reason. Shipping’s included — because Sagittarius dogs don’t sit pretty. They bolt. 🐾🎯💨