Our “Cute, But Calculating” embroidered bandana is made for Scorpio pups who snuggle sweetly, then silently scheme. They’ll melt your heart, steal your seat, and remember that one time you left them at home.
Add your pup’s name for a dangerously adorable flex. Made with 100% cotton perfect for plotting behind pillows, strategic tail wags, and fake forgiveness. Shipping’s included — because Scorpio dogs don’t just sit pretty. They analyze your every move. 🐾🖤📉