Our “Don’t Touch That! I Just Sorted It.” embroidered bandana is made for Virgo pups who alphabetize their toys, schedule their zoomies, and lose it when you mess with their system. This floof doesn’t fetch — they file.
Add your pup’s name for a color-coded kind of flex. Made with 100% cotton ready for tidy bins, flawless bark timing, and glaring at your disorganization. Shipping’s included — because Virgo dogs don’t adapt to mess. They correct it. 🐾📁🧠