Our “Faster Than A Two-Dollar Horse” embroidered bandana is made for the Kentucky pup with paws built for speed and sass that can’t be caught.
This dog doesn’t just run the yard—they own it, tearing up turf with the energy of a Derby dark horse and the attitude of a four-legged firecracker with nothing to prove (but everything to show).
Add your dog’s name for a custom touch that says, “Catch me if you can—but good luck.” Made with 100% cotton perfect for backyard sprints, porch-chillin’ victory laps, and being the talk of the track from Louisville to Lexington. Shipping’s included—because this kind of speed deserves first place. 🐎💨🐾