Our “I Ain’t Fetching Unless It’s Fried” embroidered bandana is made for Bama-born pups who know their worth — and won’t lift a paw unless there’s chicken involved. Fried green tomatoes, catfish, biscuits? That’s a hard yes. Tennis ball? Bless your heart.
Add your dog’s name for extra Southern spice. Soft, durable, and tougher than a cast iron skillet. Shipping’s on us — because Alabama dogs don’t pay for good manners or good food. 🐾🐔💥