Our “I Bark in Goblin” embroidered bandana is made for pups who skitter at 3AM, hoard socks under the couch, and bark like they're speaking in tongues. Cute? Kinda. Possessed? Absolutely. This floof runs on unfiltered goblin energy — and probably caffeine by proxy.
Add your pup’s name for a feral flex that says “don’t touch my weird little stick.” Made with 100% cotton perfect for midnight zooms, side-eyes from under furniture, and snarfling snacks like stolen treasure. Shipping’s included — because goblin dogs don’t ask. They demand. 🐾👹🧦