Our “I Bark Southern. Real Slow, Real Loud.” embroidered bandana is for the Alabama dog who doesn’t just bark — they declare, with all the grace of a drawl and the volume of a Sunday sermon.
Whether they’re howlin’ in Huntsville or lettin’ loose in L.A. (that’s Lower Alabama, of course), this pup’s got a voice that carries and a charm that lingers.
Add your dog’s name for a custom touch that says, “I don’t rush, but I do rattle windows.” Made from 100% cotton for comfort during front porch speeches, backyard bark-a-longs, and tail-wagging testimony. Shipping’s included — because a true Southern bark needs no delay. 🐾📢🌾