Our “I Chase Theories, Not Balls” embroidered bandana is made for Aquarius pups who couldn’t care less about chasing toys — they’re too busy contemplating time travel, the multiverse, or the mystery of the fridge door.
Add your pup’s name for a galaxy-brain-level flex. Made with 100% cotton perfect for pondering in the corner, barking at documentaries, and leaving balls completely untouched. Shipping’s included — because Aquarius dogs don’t fetch. They philosophize. 🐾📚🛸