Our “I’m Not Lazy. I’m Energy Efficient.” embroidered bandana is made for Taurus pups who conserve their energy for things that really matter — like snacks, sunbeams, and growling when you move them off the couch.
Add your pup’s name for a custom chill-but-chunky flex. Made with 100% cotton that’s ready for long naps, slow strolls, and silently judging cardio. Shipping’s included — because Taurus dogs don’t rush. They wait for delivery. 🐾🛋️🍕