Our “I Speak Fluent ‘Ope’ and Sass” embroidered bandana is made for Minnesota pups who’ll say “sorry” before stealing your seat — then growl if you try to take it back. From lake walks to snow zoomies, this dog’s got manners with a bite.
Add your pup’s name for a touch of Northern charm. Made with soft, winter-tough fabric that’s built for cold noses, warm couches, and passive-aggressive growls. Shipping’s included — because Minnesota dogs don’t wait in line if they can help it (but they’ll apologize anyway). 🐶🧣🐟