Our “Raised On Corn, Runs On Chaos” embroidered bandana is made for the pup who’s Midwest-born, corn-fed, and totally unhinged (in the cutest way possible).
From chasing squirrels through soybean fields to stirring up trouble at the county fair, this dog is the definition of high-energy, heartland sass.
Add your dog’s name for a custom touch that says, “I’m sweet as sweet corn and twice as wild.” Made with 100% cotton perfect for zoomies, field days, and tail-waggin’ mischief. Shipping’s included — because Iowa chaos deserves front porch delivery. 🌽🐾💥