Our “Structured Sass” embroidered bandana is made for Virgo pups who color-code their toy pile, bark on schedule, and serve judgment with precision. They’re not messy — they’re methodical, and they’ll let you know about it.
Add your pup’s name for a clean-cut chaos-control flex. Made with 100% cotton ready for neat freak zoomies, silent stares, and perfectly timed drama. Shipping’s included — because Virgo dogs don’t do random. They plan the shade. 🐾🧾🫧